Doesn't it? Sort of? Somewhat? Come on people, humor me!
Here it definitely looks more like just a bunch of pigeons.
And now, a couple of videos featuring ornithological hygiene:
Sparrows taking a "dust bath"
A robin splashing in a bird bath on my parents deck. In keeping with the hallucinatory theme, my father is commenting on another bird in another bird bath and my mother is agreeing with him. This implies varying amounts of surrealism, depending upon your level of familiarity.
Meanwhile, the Capital was gleaming gloriously in the early evening light as I drove to my gig on Monday night.